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August 19 [讨论]让女人看后火冒三丈的十个经典故事1、女儿告诉妈妈，因为妈妈反对她和男朋友恋爱，她的男朋友服安眠药自杀了。母亲一惊："自杀啦？"女儿说："还好，他吃错了药，没死。"母亲说："我早就说过，他这个人马马虎虎，大大咧咧，成不了大事。你看，连这点小事都搞错，怎么能托付终身呢？" 不要指望女人认错，她们没有认错的习惯。错一千回，她们就有一千个理由为自己开脱。人命关天又怎样？正确的依然是她。 2、女教师在黑板上画了一个苹果，然后提问："孩子们，这是什么呀？"孩子们异口同声地回答："屁股！"女教师哭着跑出教室，找校长告状："孩子们嘲笑人。"校长走进教室，表情严肃地说："你们怎么把老师气哭了？啊！还在黑板上画了个屁股！" 把苹果画成了屁股，还好意思哭，还好意思告状，了不起。一事当前，女人喜欢从别人身上找毛病，总是越想越委屈。常言说，人非圣贤，孰能无过？圣贤会有过错，女人不会有。她们永远正确，即使错了，也是一副对的姿态。 3、晚宴上，火箭专家向大家透露："最近，我们要把几只老鼠送到火星上去。"话音未落，一个美女**嘴说："这样灭鼠，成本太高啦！" 女人凭直觉办事，觉得事情是什么样就是什么样，不调查研究，不进行理性思考。毛主席说过，没有调查研究，就没有发言权。没有发言权，女人照样发言。她们自我感觉良好，根本不把别人的意见当回事，漂亮女人尤其如此。 4、一个女人走进邮局，要了一张电报纸，写完后扔了。又要第二张，写完后又扔了。第三张写好后，她递给报务员，并嘱咐尽快发出。女人走后，报务员对这 三份电报发生了兴趣。第一份上写着：一切都结束了，再也不想见到你。第二份上写着：别再打电话，休想再见到 我。第三份的内容是：乘最近的一班火车速来， 我等你。 如果前两封电报发出去，一切都结束了。可发出去的是第三封，终点又成了起点。邱吉尔说，世上有两件事最难对付，一是倒 向这边的墙，一是倒向另一边的女人。假如女人真地倒向了另一边，干脆放手就是了。可有时候，她们摇摆不定。她说恨你时，也许心里已经有了你 ；她说不恨你 时，也许已经不把你放在心上了。你没法把她的话当真。因为反复无常，跟她们打交道得凭运气。 5、一个金发碧眼的女人上了飞机， 在头等舱坐下。空姐过来检票，告诉她："您的机票是普通舱的，不能坐在这里。"女人说："我是白种人，是美女，我要坐头等舱去洛杉矶。"空姐无可奈何，只 好报告组长。组长对美女解释说："很抱歉！您买的不是头等舱的票，所以只能坐到普通舱去。""我是白种人，是美女，我要坐头等舱去洛杉矶。"美女仍然重复 着那句话。组长没办法，又找来了机长。机长俯身对美女耳语了几句，美女立马站起身，大步向普通舱走去。空姐惊讶不已，忙问机长跟美女说了些什么。机长回 答："我告诉她头等舱不到洛杉矶。" 这样的智商还想坐头等舱，真是岂有此理！有人说，漂亮女人不读书。不读书，靠什么混呢？靠脸蛋。白种人、美女，凭这两条，就敢往头等舱里混，而且理直气壮。 6、一个漂亮的女推销员上门推销洗涤用品，获得巨大成功。有人向她讨教推销技巧，她眼里闪着亮光说："很简单。我专捡夫妇两人都在家时去拜访，对那位 丈夫说明来意，详细介绍产品的性能和特点。最后告诉他，不必马上买，可以等下次来时再说。这时，旁边的女主人往往表现出积极的态度，赶忙买下我的东西。 " 也许你能找到不吃饭的女人，但绝对找不到不吃醋的女人。醋的滋养，使女人成精。也许她们没有太高的智慧，但有的是花招儿和心眼儿。 7、两个女人在街上相遇。甲说："我收到一张法院的传票，说有件重要的案子要我明天出庭作证。"乙问："你觉得紧张吗？"甲说："非常紧张，我不知道穿什么衣服好。" 女人善于把大事变小，小到只剩下穿衣、化妆、男欢女爱之类的细节。男人读伟人传记，看的是政治斗争；女人读伟人传记，看的是后宫私情。男人把事业当生活，女人把生活当事业。时尚而体面的衣着是女人永恒的话题，她们从那里找到自信、满足和快乐。 8、女人有一儿一女，但她只给女儿买新衣，让儿子穿旧的。有人笑她偏心，她解释说："外销的，要特别讲究包装。" 此人若从商，一定发财。婚姻交易也需要商业头脑，所以她的智慧并非没有用武之地。那天看电视，一个漂亮女人以一种玩世不恭的口吻对她的女伴儿说："我 们女人不就是男人的一件衣裳吗？"话说得不太好听，却也不无道理。其一，女人藏在衣裳里，她们离不开这种包装。其二，女人追求衣裳，男人追求女人。 9、一个女人把她的结婚证书装进档案袋里，然后不无幽默地写上四个字：长期饭票。 有一种流行的说法，叫做干得好不如嫁得好。嫁好是一条捷径，一切想要的东西"得来全不费工夫"。当然，你得有嫁好的资本。通常的情况是，女人用自己的 青春和美貌去交换男人的财富和权力。仅仅交换到一张"长期饭票"的女人，一定不是美女。否则，她可以交换到一部自动提款机。 10、一个球迷兴致勃勃地对女朋友说："踢足球就和搞对象一样，得有缠的功夫。假如一双脚能像牛皮糖一样粘在足球上，就成功了。"女朋友说："然后呢，一脚踢开！" 女人没有安全感，总是担心被抛弃。为什么男人没有这种忧虑呢？因为男人的人格和生活是独立的。那么，女人为什么不能独立呢？为什么非要依附于别人呢？ August 08 《蓝精灵》(The Smurfs)《蓝精灵》(1981-1990)  《蓝 精灵》最早源于比利时，1958年，化名皮约（Peyo）的比利时漫画家皮埃尔•库利福德创造了“蓝精灵"这个艺术形象。一推出后便大受欢迎，50年代 末，在比利时电视台被动画化播出。这就是“蓝精灵"的最初源头。至于“法国"因素是很容易解释的，比利时与法国历史上就有着深厚的人文与地缘联系，比利时 将法语作为其官方语言之一，所以法国出版蓝精灵DVD就不足为奇了，至于说当年广东版片头字幕出现了“皮约（法国）"，个人以为，当时中国改革开放不久， 对外界了解较少，出现这样的错误也属正常，这几年对怀旧译制动画的研究表明，当年译制的动画作品存在着大量的错误，但放在那个特定的历史环境下去观察，是 可以理解的。 不过，关于“蓝精灵"的国籍之争，并未结束，而是刚刚开始。随着研究的深入，又出现了许多新的问题，仍以广东台45集网络版 本为例，每一集的开始居然都是英文片名，这让原本就持续不断的“美国造"声音再度高涨，但是，众周所知，由于当年特殊的历史背景，我国引进的一些译制动画 片，确有通过其它第三地而非原产国“碾转"来到中国的，最经典的例子莫过于《巴巴爸爸》，这部源于法国的片子，长期以来被中国人误以为是“联邦德国"的原 装货，后来才知道，只不过中央台引进的是联邦德国版而已。此类例子还包括我国从英国引进但实际是美国造的《华斯比历险记》，按照这个解释，那么我们当年看 到的广东译制配音版《蓝精灵》虽然是于比利时拍的，但很可能引进的是美国版本，这样每集开头的英文字幕也就好解释了，但事实果真如此吗？   随 着“猫和老鼠"的两位创始人William Hanna（威廉•汉纳）、Joseph Barbera（约瑟夫•巴贝拉）相继离世，关于这两位传奇动画大师以及由他们一手创建的Hanna-Barbera动画公司也越来越为中国人民所熟知。 于是在一长串Hanna-Barbera公司打造的经典之作中，我们看到了一个熟悉的名字《蓝精灵》！！不会吧？？出品《猫和老鼠》的Hanna- Barbera公司居然也是《蓝精灵》的出品公司吗？但当看到以下两个画面时，我想，已经没有什么悬念了，事实胜于雄辩。   那 么，源于比利时的“蓝精灵"又是怎么飘扬过海，跨过茫茫大西洋，来到了美利坚呢？原来，上世纪80年代初，美国Hanna-Barbera公司看中了这部 作品，向比利时购买了相关版权，开始在美国本土制作美版《蓝精灵》动画片，据说Hanna-Barbera公司甚至启用了大批比利时的原班人马，另外，在 比利时版蓝精灵动画片中不曾露面的“蓝妹妹"也开始大放异彩，成为美版蓝精灵中一个相当抢眼的角色。1981年《蓝精灵》动画片登陆美国NBC电视台后引 发收视热潮，从1981年起播出差不多十年，共计400余集，赢得过2个艾美奖，在收视上和美国本土英雄《变形金刚》平起平坐，到1990年一直占据着周 六早晨的收视头牌。足见该片在美国的影响力。 1983年，美国还从比利时引进了拍摄于1976年的比利时版《蓝精灵》电影，加上英文配音 之后以《蓝精灵与魔笛》（TheSmurfsandtheMagicFlute）的名字重新上映，居然获得了1100万美元的高票房。另插一句，据报道， 美国派拉蒙公司已经从《蓝精灵》之父Peyo后人手中获得了《蓝精灵》的电影改编权，着手制作成三部曲。明年，也就是“蓝精灵"诞生50周年之际，曾于上 世纪风靡全球的电视动画片《蓝精灵》将被以3D电脑动画长片的形式登上大银幕。由此也可见美国与比利时关于“蓝精灵"的不解之缘了。 其 实，关于国籍之争，误导大家的因素还有很多。如蓝精灵的英文名SMURFS，也是一个曾经误导大家良久的因素。因为从发音上来看，这个词确实太不像英语单 词了，到是很有些欧洲味道，实际上，SMURFS确实是一个臆造词，因为蓝精灵身高只有三个苹果那么高，身材矮小，又住在蘑菇房子里，所以制作方从 “small"（小）、“dwarf"（矮人）和“mushroom"（蘑菇）三个词中提取揉合，便形成了“SMURFS"这一单词，而引入中国时，我国 的译制人员依据它们的深蓝肤色，译成了“蓝精灵"，个人以为实在是太经典了！！！   最 后一个原因，可能也对大家产生过误解。一部在美国家喻户晓的片子，一部长达400余集的热门剧集，在当下怀旧动画之风盛行的背景下，美国作为原产地，居然 没有出过像样的DVD，我们反复查过美国的各类相关网站及商店，除了从国外“进口"到美国的DVD外，美国本土甚至连录像带制品都鲜有露面。相反，倒是 “墙内开花墙外香"，无论是在法国、德国，还是在大洋洲，近些年来都有大量的蓝精灵DVD推出，特别是在欧洲大陆，这一情况十分普遍，也许是这个原因，使 得蓝精灵“美国造"的论调一度衰落，呵呵。不过，这一两年，随着我们从国外购买原版DVD的增多，我们也发现，其实原产地的动画片在本国迟迟不出，而在他 国大量出版的情况十分常见，如日本的《玛亚历险记》、美国的《布雷斯塔警长》在欧洲大量出版，而这两部片子的正式DVD版本却在本国没有踪影，即是明证。 因此，我们有理由相信，这样一部美国动画史上的经典佳作，也一定会像如今按部就班，分批推出的1987版《忍者神龟》一样，横空出世的，让我们拭目以待 吧。 ▓〓结论：蓝精灵原产于比利时，但我们小时候看到的是美国本土拍摄的，属于正宗的美国货，即是正而八经的是美国动画片。我国当年从美国引进的正是这一美国原装的蓝精灵，至于上世纪五十年代比利时版的蓝精灵是何模样，至今未曾见过。 从早期的中国电视报上可查证，《蓝精灵》至少在1986年的暑假就已经开始在北京电视台播出了，全国各地方电视台播出本片的时间应该也在此时间前后，那么，从美国引进的这部美国动画片在中国的译制播出情况又如何呢？ 剧集对照 当 年电视台播放的《蓝精灵》是45集，而美国播放的《蓝精灵》第一季是39集，按照我们国家引进动画习惯，对于集数众多的动画片通常只引进最靠前的部分（而 且剧集排列一般都是混乱的），而根据我对中文目录和英文目录的对照发现，当年广东台引进的《蓝精灵》是美版第一季的全部和第二季的一部分，国语版本的《蓝 精灵》前26集就是美国第一季的全部内容，而第27集是一个蓝精灵故事的特别版，叫The Smurfs'' Springtime Special(第一季第40集)，从第28集开始便进入了第2季的故事了。说到这里有疑问了，国语的26集怎么会是美国版的39集呢？怎么算也是没法把 这两个数字划等号啊。原因是这样的，蓝精灵是一部特殊的动画片，根据故事情节的不同片长分为8分钟左右、12分钟左右和20分钟左右，而当年播放的蓝精灵 为了播放的时间长度一致，每集都控制在20分钟左右，所以你看蓝精灵的时候会发现，有些集是讲的一个故事，而有些集讲的却是两个故事。 August 06 zz[THE DETAILS: BEFORE YOU ACCEPT AN ATM-DEBIT CARD FROM YOUR BANK, KNOW THE FACTS]"Easier," "more convenient," "less burdensome," and offering "greater access to your money" than checks, "traditional" ATM cards, or credit cards...this new "debit" card appears to have it all, according to the banks. Most banks have either issued, are promoting, or are considering giving their customers a new access device known as a debit card -- often called "check cards." A debit card is an upgraded ATM card branded with the Mastercard, VISA, or other familiar credit card company logo. In addition to using it either in ATM machines or at the relatively small number of merchants with PIN-based card readers, you can use your new ATM card in "off-line" transactions at many of the thousands of locations credit cards are accepted (Although not all, for example, while most car rental firms will let you pay your final bill on a debit card, most require that you "rent" the car on a credit card). While offering consumers definite advantages -- you can save money because you are spending money from your checking account rather than paying interest on a credit account and you can use them everywhere credit cards are accepted -- debit cards also come with their fair share of risks. Unfortunately, many consumers may learn of these risks only after they have lost money from their bank account. 1) THIEVES HAVE EASIER ACCESS TO YOUR MONEY. Banks promote the fact that debit cards work like a credit card to allow you to make purchases at department stores, entertainment locations and specialty stores -- places where you cannot usually use a traditional ATM card. The major difference between the new debit cards and traditional ATM cards? Debit cards can be used without entering a personal identification number or PIN, in what is known as an "off-line" transaction. Unlike a credit card, however, if you lose your debit card, a thief can drain your entire bank account (and even your line of credit) -- without knowing your PIN. Furthermore, unlike a check, a photo ID is generally not required by the merchant to use a debit card. AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR CARD, a thief who knows your card number can drain your bank account. Although on-line transactions (where a PIN is required) and ATM machine receipts include a truncated (or shortened) version of your account number, off-line receipts include the full number. Save or completely destroy all receipts. 2) DEBIT CARDS MAY SUBJECT CONSUMERS TO GREATER LIABILITY FOR UNAUTHORIZED TRANSACTIONS. While debit cards, which automatically deduct money from your checking account, may save you money over interest-bearing credit cards, there are important differences between a credit card and a debit card in terms of how much you may owe when someone makes unauthorized charges on your account. Credit cards are regulated by the Truth In Lending Act (Federal Reserve Board Regulation Z). Your liability for any unauthorized transactions made on your account before you report a lost or stolen card is limited to $50. Notification to the card issuer is given when you take reasonable steps to inform the card issuer in person, by telephone, or in writing, of the loss, theft, or unauthorized use of your card, whether or not the card issuer does in fact receive the information. ATM debit cards are regulated by the Electronic Funds Transfer Act (Federal Reserve Board Regulation E). Although many banks say your liability is limited to $50 with debit cards, you should ask to see their written policy. Some states, such as Massachusetts, may limit your liability to less than the Regulation E maximums. Ask your attorney general or state banking commissioner. (In late July-early August 1997, VISA and Mastercard banks announced that they would voluntarily limit liability to $50 or less, although some banks may not comply until 1 January 1998.) Under federal ATM debit card law, Regulation E, you may be held liable for unauthorized transactions in 3 tiers:
Your liability for unauthorized transactions made before your statement is sent, and up to 60 days following, is based on the first two tiers of liability. If someone makes an unauthorized transaction on your account without actually obtaining your card, the first two tiers of liability do not apply, but you would be liable for all transactions that occur after the close of 60 days of receiving your statement and before you give notice to the bank. 3) YOU MAY BE WITHOUT YOUR MONEY FOR A PERIOD OF TIME IF A THIEF ACCESSES YOUR ACCOUNT: What makes matters much worse is that while a dispute over fraudulent use of a credit card involves money you (or the thief) allegedly owe the bank, a dispute over fraudulent use of your debit card involves you fighting to get your own money back. You may bounce other checks because your account was ripped-off. You may incur late fees or have a black mark put on your credit report because of overdrafts due to fraudulent debits. (If you do have a problem, demand that the bank makes you whole by paying all bounced check fees and accrued interest on your credit line, if any, and sending letters to any creditors and to the credit bureaus, if any of your checks bounced due to the thief. Confirm later yourself that your credit reports have been corrected -- Get the PIRG "watchdog fact sheet "credit.") Even if the bank does not impose the maximum liability under the three-tiered structure, you can be without the use of your money for up to 10 days, and in some cases, up to 45 days while the bank investigates the reported unauthorized transaction. If the transaction resulted from a point-of-sale debit card transaction (at a merchant location), the time periods allowed for the bank to complete its investigation are doubled -- to 20 days which may be extended to 90 days. 4) YOUR BANK MUST DISCLOSE WHAT YOUR LIABILITY IS IF IT CHOOSES TO IMPOSE LIABILITY: If a bank chooses not to impose any liability on its customers for unauthorized transactions that occur on their accounts, it does not have to make any liability disclosures. If your bank does choose to impose liability, however, whether under federal or state law or other applicable law or agreement, it must give you a summary of your liability for unauthorized transactions to your debit card and the procedures it will follow to resolve unauthorized transactions before you make the first transaction on your debit card. 5) BANKS MAKE MORE MONEY FROM DEBIT CARDS: Banks make more money when you use a debit card than when you write a check. The bank gets a fee, or merchant discount, from the merchant who accepts the card, the bank saves money on check clearing costs, and there is less float time--the time it takes for a check to clear. The bank receives a percentage fee of up to 2% of every off-line transaction amount, as opposed to a flat fee of 7.5 to 10 cents for each on-line transaction with a PIN. 6) PREVENTIVE STEPS TO AVOID LIABILITY FOR UNAUTHORIZED TRANSACTION: a) Watch your checking account balance. 7) WHERE TO COMPLAIN: a) If you cannot resolve a debit-card related problem with your bank, you should write to: b) In addition, send copies of your complaints to PIRG. U.S. PIRG We are writing Congress and state legislatures to urge hearings on the critical problems with debit cards. Contact us (see below) if you have experienced problems with unauthorized transactions on your ATM/DEBIT card. Contact us if your bank refused to give you a plain old PIN only ATM card when you asked. May 27 怪不得每次喝一杯就不想吃饭的饮料
May 18 quote from [夏天的圣诞节]果果也是比尔·盖茨一样绝顶聪明的人儿。比尔·盖茨若不是发现软件市场潜力巨大想必不会早早退学。果果与比尔，区别只在于比尔发现了施展才干的用武之地，果果没有发现而已。不过，一个人不知道该做什么的时候，把工夫花在学习上，当属明智选择，这不但会使自己摆脱无聊，就是日后想起来也不会心怀愧疚。 她顺着窗户望望学校大门口竖立的校牌，从某种意义上说，大学的存在，只是为那些没有看见前途却心怀远大抱负的人提供个镀金平台。 有时候值得骄傲也好，被爱也好，可能仅仅因为上帝某种赐予，如品质，如美貌。它们来得容易，不需要付出努力，所以往往遭人嫉妒。一个人通过努力获得的，别人是不会嫉妒的…… 女孩疼起来有些夸张，女孩天生是娇的。 这个世界就是这样，除了你自己没有人能使你不自信 一个人选择什么，往往第一眼见到时便有了定数，所以还继续往下看，不过是为自己决策寻找些佐证而已。 这就是男人，当他爱你的时候甘愿做你的双足，当爱情成为往昔，他却要亲手砍去你赖以行走的双足 我不知道我们在一起是不是真的快乐，但是失去他我就像失去亲人一样。果果，我是个懒人，我不愿意换个别人照顾我…… 一个女人能被爱固然是一种幸福，倘若一个女人不被爱，也要选择自己幸福的生活方式。 April 10 More quote
BTW: lost one of my ear ring today 555~~~ April 08 Cheers, Girlszz from mitbbs: the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you. Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less. Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company. If aliens haven’t recently abducted your beloved and switched his brain for the brain of a guy who’s really into you, please consider the option that the bum maybe just got a little lonely. Cut him off. Let him miss you. There’s a guy out there who’s going to be really happy that you didn’t get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. February 10 zz[不随便牵手，更不随便放手]你发觉到了吗？爱的感觉，总是在一开始很甜蜜，总觉得多了一个人陪，多了一个人帮你分担，你终于不再孤单了，因为至少有一个人想着你、 恋着你，不论做什么事情， 只要能在一起，就是好的。 但是慢慢的，随着彼此的认识愈深， 你开始发现了对方的缺点，于是问题一个接着一个发生， 你开始烦、累，甚至想要逃避。有人说爱情就像捡石头， 总想捡到一个适合自己的，但是你又如何知道什么时候能够捡到呢？她适合你，那你又适合她吗? 其实，爱情应该像磨石子儿，或许刚捡到的时候，你不是那么满意，但是请记住，人是有弹性的， 很多事情是可以改变的， 只要你有心，有勇气， 与其到处去捡未知的石头，还不如好好将自己已经拥有的石头磨亮磨光，你开始磨了吗？很多人以为，是因为感情淡了，所以人才会变得懒惰。其实是人先被惰性征 服，所以感情才会变淡的。 在某个聚餐的场合， 有人提议多吃点虾对身体好，这时候有个中年男人忽然说：“十年前，当我老婆还是我女朋友的时候，她说要吃十只虾，我就剥二十只给她！现在，如果她要我帮她剥虾壳，开玩笑！我连帮她夹菜都没兴趣了，还剥虾壳呢？” 难怪越来越多的人只想谈一辈子的恋爱，却迟迟不肯走入婚姻。因为，婚姻容易让人变得懒惰。 如果每个人都懒得讲话，懒得倾听，懒得制造惊喜，懒得温柔体贴，那么夫妻或是情人之间，又怎么会不渐行渐远渐无声呢？所以请记住：有活力的爱情，是需要适 度殷勤灌溉的，谈恋爱，更是不可以偷懒的。 有一对情侣，相约下班后去用餐、逛街，可是女孩因为公司会议而延误了，当她冒雨赶到的时候已经迟到了30多分钟，他的男朋友很不高兴地说：“你每次都这 样，现在我什么心情也没了， 我以后再也不会等你了！” 刹那间，女孩的心终于决堤崩溃了，她在想：或许，他们再也没有未来了。 同样，在同一个地点，另一对情侣也面临同样的处境，女孩赶到的时候也迟到了半个钟头，他的男朋友说：“我想你一定忙坏了吧？” 接着，他为女孩拭去脸上的雨水，并且脱去外套披在女孩身上， 此刻，女孩流泪了。但是流过她脸颊的泪却是温馨幸福的。 你体会到了吗？其实爱恨往往只是在我们的一念之间！爱不仅要懂得宽容更要及时， 很多事可能只是在于你心境的转变罢了。当有个人爱上你，而你也觉得他不错，那并不代表你会选择他。 我们总说：“我要找一个很爱很爱的人，才会谈恋爱。” 但是当对方问你，怎样才算是很爱很爱的时候， 你却无法回答他，因为你自己也不知道。 没错，我们总是以为，我们会找到一个自己很爱很爱的人。可是后来，当我们猛然回首，我们才会发觉自己曾经多么天真。假如从来没有开始，你怎么知道自己会不 会很爱很爱那个人呢？其实，很爱很爱的感觉，是要在一起经历了许多事情之后才会发现的。或许每个人都希望能够找到自己心目中百分之百的伴侣， 但是你有没有想过，在你身边会不会早已经有人默默对你付出很久了，只是你没发觉而已呢？ 所以，还是仔细看看身边的人吧，他或许已经等你很久了。当你爱一个人的时候，爱到八分绝对刚刚好。所有的期待和希望都只有七八分，剩下两三分用来爱自己。如果你还继续爱得更多，很可能会给对方沉重的压力，让彼此喘不过气来，完全丧失了爱情的乐趣。 所以请记住，喝酒不要超过六分醉，吃饭不要超过七分饱，爱一个人不要超过八分。如果你也正在为爱迷惘，或许下面这段话可以给你一些启示：爱一个人， 要了解也要开解；要道歉也要道谢；要认错也要改错；要体贴也要体谅；是接受而不是忍受；是宽容而不是纵容；是支持而不是支配；是慰问而不是质问；是倾诉而 不是控诉；是难忘而不是遗忘；是彼此交流而不是凡事交代；是为对方默默祈求而不是向对方诸多要求。可以浪漫，但不要浪费，不要随便牵手，更不要随便放手。 June 26 一个像夏天一个像秋天歌名：一个像夏天一个像秋天 歌手：范玮琪 歌曲:一个像夏天一个像秋天 歌手:范玮琪 第一次见面看你不太顺眼 谁知道后来关系那么密切 我们一个像夏天一个像秋天 却总能把冬天变成了春天 你拖我离开一场爱的风雪 我背你逃出一次梦的断裂 遇见一个人后生命全改变 原来不是恋爱才有的情节 如果不是你我不会相信 朋友比情人还死心塌地 就算我忙恋爱 把你冷冻结冰 你也不会恨我 只是骂我几句 如果不是你我不会确定 朋友比情人更懂得倾听 我的弦外之音 我的有口无心 我离不开Darling更离不开你 你了解我所有得意的东西 才常泼我冷水怕我忘形 你知道我所有丢脸的事情 却为我的美好形象保密 May 06 [Joke] Barber & Asian Americans---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 04 May 2006 09:38:43 -0700 (PDT) From: S. B. Woo <sbw@80-20.us> Subject: Barber & Asian Americans An Asian American whom I know emailed me this JOKE ON ASIAN AMERICANS. Upon finishing reading it, I laughed and cried. It is so funny only because it has such an element of truth to it. Hence I want to share with all of you. Subject: Barber & Asian Americans There is this good ol' barber in some city in US. One day a Caucasian florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. An African American cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank you" card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. An Asian Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and barber replies; "I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there - A dozen Asians waiting for a free Haircut. Those of us who don't belong to that group can laugh and cry with me. Others of us may want to use this joke as a mirror. We can't think that the more freebies we can get from others, the better we will be. For example, our past tendency to let others fight for our battles has resulted in NO ONE FIGHTING FOR US AT ALL, not us ourselves and not even some of the AsAm politicians. Laughing and crying at the same time, S. B. Woo President, 80-20 Educational Foundation, Inc. April 10 ... (I gave up now, guys)Well, I just wanted to paraphrase nicci's friend's word: we are like our advisor's bitches...
seems nobody gets me anyway...
Once Monica and Rachel agreed to stop fighting, Phoebe commented, "If we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches."
key word: grad school, grad students, advisor's bitches February 28 zz[U-M may loosen tenure rules]给懒人的简介： 就是说，Umich在考虑增加 faculty 冲 tenure 的年数，甚至提供 parttime 冲 tenure 的机会，旨在鼓励更多的女教授。 评论： 昨天回忆了一下，系里大半的女生都是中国人，没有日本、台湾、韩国的女孩子会念cs, 美国人都很少。韩国的家属倒是不少。男生倒好像是中国、韩国、美国、印度平分秋色，说不出来哪个是majority。女教授包括 assistant 好像有三四个（怀疑中……），男的有三十几个，怪不得这里的women engineering group 活动这么多了。美国政府真是应该感谢来念 engineering 的中国女生，不然 Dreese 楼里面估计只有办公人员和 janitor 是女的了~~ 顺便感叹一句，这年头，长得好看的人都去读什么专业了！！！
ANN ARBOR -- University of Michigan leaders are considering changes to the time-honored tradition of tenure that may help women -- who historically are underrepresented on faculty -- earn permanent teaching positions at the university. The Board of Regents is expected to vote this year whether to allow -- but not require -- colleges to offer new part-time tenure opportunities and to lengthen the period from eight to 10 years in which to earn tenure, which protects a professor from termination. The university's current tenure practices were designed during the World War II era, when men were considered the breadwinners, and their wives were managers of the household. These polices are "too rigid" to conform with the diverse backgrounds of faculty today, according to a university committee that recommended changes to the tenure policies. "We are trying to fit a 21st-century lifestyle into a 20th-century paradigm," said Jean Waltman, a research specialist at U-M's Center for the Education of Women, which has researched the gender gap at the university. "Instead of condemning the women, let's change the system. Let's have some leeway." Women made up just 28 percent of the tenured or tenure-track faculty in 2004 on the Ann Arbor campus, with poorest representation in fields such as math, chemistry and engineering. Flexibility in the tenure system is often cited as a way to attract and retain women in academia, said Gloria Thomas from the Washington-based American Council on Education. "Michigan is saying we need to do this to remain competitive," said Thomas, associate project director of the council's Office of Women and Higher Education. Michigan would be fostering a structure that allows women to succeed, she said. The university's faculty members have a maximum of eight years to earn tenure or be terminated. The number of articles published in scholarly journals, instruction and research, and grant funding for such projects are considered in granting tenure. A committee appointed by U-M leaders to consider flexibility in tenure recommended extending the maximum time to earn tenure to 10 years, noting that faculty members often have to juggle work and care for young children, a partner or ailing parents. The extra time, advocates say, would allow faculty members with significant personal obligations to complete the extensive research requirements needed for tenure. In addition, the committee suggested creating a policy to allow faculty members to work part time and still work toward tenure on a prorated basis. Currently, if an employee works less than 80 percent, that time is not counted toward earning tenure. Dr. Claire Duvernoy, 41, assistant professor of medicine at U-M, started on the tenure track in 1998. Eight years later, she has two children and still hasn't earned tenure. "People look at me and say, 'You've been here for eight years; why don't you have tenure yet? How can you still be here?' " said Duvernoy, interim chief of the cardiology section at Veterans Affairs Ann Arbor Healthcare System. Technically, she hasn't had adequate time on the tenure clock. After her first baby was born in 2000, she went back to work at 75 percent time, which doesn't count toward tenure. "The truth is at this point, I feel I'm ready to make tenure," Duvernoy said. "I feel my CV (curriculum vitae) is strong enough. I feel I'm being held back." Under changes to the policy, working 75 percent time would be worth 75 percent on the tenure clock. A 2003 report called "Women at the University of Michigan" documented the underrepresentation of women in faculty positions. The report found "the university lags dramatically behind the national pool in terms of gender representation. Despite having an adequate number of Ph.D.'s in most fields, the percentage of women faculty within most academic disciplines at U-M continues to be at or below the 1979 national levels of women's Ph.D.'s attainment." Since then, U-M has taken steps to attract and retain female faculty through outreach programs. Also, U-M President Mary Sue Coleman committed, along with other research university presidents, to remedy gender inequality among faculty with family-friendly policies. Anna Michalak, an assistant professor in the College of Engineering, believes flexibility in the tenure system is good, but she wishes there was a way to convince men to make use of the flexibility as well. Michalak, who doesn't have children and who is working toward tenure, worries others may perceive that women need more time to earn tenure. "If I chose to take seven years for tenure rather than 10, am I going to be judged with more scrutiny?" asked Michalak, who is part of the Department of Civil and Environmental Engineering and Department of Atmospheric, Oceanic and Space Sciences. "My main concern is that it will create an expectation that women take a certain amount of time." If the changes are approved, individual colleges at the university would still have discretion on whether to apply the changes. That means different colleges on campus may have various amounts of time for tenure review. Research shows that babies play a significant role in whether women will earn tenure. Women with doctorates in science who have children early in their academic career have a 53 percent chance of earning tenure; by contrast, men who become fathers early on have a 77 percent chance, according to a research at the University of California-Berkeley. U-M offers several policies to help parents. In addition to six weeks of maternity leave, women can chose to stop the tenure clock for one year or choose modified duties. Stopping the tenure clock allows women to spend one year as an assistant professor, which is not counted toward the tenure time. Any faculty member -- male or female -- can also be granted a tenure-clock stop if they experience significant dependent care demands. Faculty can only use this policy one time. Under modified duties, women who are pregnant or who have recently given birth can take a semester off from teaching and still receive full pay. The policy was changed recently to include men who are equal caregivers, and it now applies to adoption. A Web survey sent out during the 2003-04 academic year to all female faculty who are tenured or on the tenure track found that among the respondents who had given birth while at U-M, nearly two-thirds used the modified duties policy. Those who chose not to stop the tenure clock or use modified duties said they weren't aware of the policies, didn't need to use them or feared using the policies would hurt their career. Kristy Martyn, a mother of two, believes the additional tenure changes would help women be more successful. She wishes the policies were around when she had her children. "I'm sorry this won't apply to me," said Martyn, an assistant professor of nursing who just applied for tenure. "It seems more appropriate and reasonable in this day in time because of all the things we are juggling. We are constantly moving from one thing to the next and trying to keep all the balls in the air." February 21 今天晚上的星星好多好亮啊~~稻草人同学的诗很适合这个晚上的意境，嗯，不愧是前帮主…… Quote 整理回忆 February 11 又到一年申请时
Quote 好久不上88，转载 February 10 zz[What some fastest-growing jobs pay]虽然我基本上是没希望了，还是要赞一下cs的前途也不是那么暗淡~~
Sure, a career isn't supposed to be all about the money. Everyone has different criteria for what makes a good job. For some, it's the challenge; for others, it's a sense of fulfillment. Regardless of the reasons why we chose our career, we do it to bring in a paycheck -- and a high salary is always a selling point. It's also smart to invest your training and educational dollars into a career with stability and good growth prospects. (After all, what good is a potential job if you can never get hired?) Perhaps that's why these jobs are expected to be so popular in upcoming years. The following jobs are growing so quickly that all 10 made the Bureau of Labor Statistics' list of the 30 fastest-growing jobs through 2014. But just as importantly, they topped the fastest-growing list in terms of salary. Here are the best of the best: 1. Computer systems software engineer -- $81,140* Computer systems software engineers work to coordinate a company's computer needs and maintain its computer systems. They may also set up a company's intranets to ease communication between the various departments. Most jobs require a bachelor's degree in computer science or computer information systems. 2. Computer applications software engineer -- $76,310 Computer applications software engineers use programming languages such as C++ and Java to design, construct and maintain general computer applications software. Most jobs require at least a bachelor's degree, but some more complex jobs require a graduate degree. 3. Biomedical engineer -- $70,520 Biomedical engineers combine biology, medicine and engineering to develop ways to solve medical and health-related problems. For example, they may research and develop artificial organs or prostheses. Employers usually require a graduate degree -- even for entry-level jobs. 4. Physician assistant -- $69,250 Physician assistants provide diagnostic, therapeutic and preventive healthcare services. They examine, diagnose, treat and write prescriptions for patients, but their work is done under a doctor's supervision. Most programs require at least a bachelor's degree and graduation from a formal physician assistant education program. 5. Environmental engineer -- $67,620 Environmental engineers work to combat environmental damage by researching and developing solutions to problems like pollution control, ozone depletion and wildlife protection. Most jobs require at least a bachelor's degree. 6. Computer systems analyst -- $67,520 Computer systems analysts help an organization get the most for their technology investment dollars by solving computer problems and planning and developing new computer systems. Educational requirements vary by the employer and job complexity, ranging from a two-year degree to a graduate degree, and may include continuing education and certification. 7. Database administrator -- $61,950 Database administrators ensure system performance by setting up computer databases, testing and coordinating modifications to computer systems, identifying user requirements and adding new users to the system. Employers prefer candidates with technical degrees, but the specific level of education and type of training required depends on the complexity of the job and employers' needs. 8. Physical therapist -- $61,560 Physical therapists help patients suffering from injuries or disease to restore function, improve mobility, relieve pain and prevent or limit permanent disabilities. Aspiring therapists must graduate from an accredited physical therapist educational program and pass a licensure exam. 9. Network systems and data communication analyst -- $61,250 Network systems and data communication analysts are responsible for keeping electronic communications like Internet, voice mail and e-mail up and running. They spend much of their days testing and evaluating systems including local area networks (LANs), wide area networks (WANs) and intranets. Depending on employer and complexity of the job, educational requirements range from an associate's degree to a computers-related bachelor's degree. 10. Hydrologist -- $60,880 Hydrologists study water -- its quantity, distribution, circulation, and physical properties both above and underground. Their work is particularly useful to environmental preservation and flood control efforts. A bachelor's degree is a must, but employers are increasingly interested in master's degrees for entry-level positions. January 10 zz [西班牙语谈情说爱101句]1. Eres hermoso (a). 2. Eres muy dulce. 3. Eres inteligente. 4. Te vi y no sabía si eras de verdad, por eso tuve que acercarme a hablarte. 5. ¿Eres casado (a) / soltero (a)? 6. ¿Hay alguien especial en tu vida? 7. Tenemos el mismo gusto. 8. ¿Quieres salir esta noche conmigo? 9. Te invito a tomar un café, ¿puede ser? 10. ¿Vamos a bailar? 11. ¿Cenamos juntos? 12. ¿Bailamos? 13. ¿Me puedo sentar aquí? 14. ¿Estás libre esta noche? 15. Me gustas. 16. Me encantas. 17. Estoy enamorado (a) de ti. 18. Te quiero. 19. Te quiero mucho. 20. Te amo. 21. Te extraño. 22. Te deseo. 23. Te respeto. 24. Te admiro. 25. Te necesito. 26. Te amo profundamente. 27. Eres el amor de mi vida. 28. Pienso en ti. 29. No dejo de pensar en ti. 30. No me dejes solo (a). 31. Estoy loco (a) por ti. 32. Quiero estar contigo. 33. Quiero verte. 34. Quiero estar a tu lado. 35. Estoy muy triste porque no estas a mi lado. 36. No puedo vivir sin ti. 37. Te quiero para siempre. 38. Te amo con todo mi corazón. 39. Te amo con toda mi alma. 40. Te amo con locura. 41. Soy feliz a tu lado. 42. Eres muy importante para mí. 43. Eres lo más lindo en mi vida! 44. Cada día te quiero más que ayer y menos que mañana. 45. Me haces bien. 46. Tardé una hora en conocerte y solo un día en enamorarme. Pero me llevará toda una vida lograr olvidarte. 47. Un día dejé caer una lágrima en el oceano. El día que la encuentre será el día que deje de quererte. 48. Hola. Soy un ladrón y lo primero que quiero robar es tu corazón. 49. La vista más bella es aquella que comparto contigo. 50. El amor verdadero no tiene final feliz. Porque simplemente no tiene final. 51. El universo es infinito, mi amor por ti es eterno. 52. Te pido disculpas. 53. Deseo que nuestro amor sea duradero. 54. Me haces el hombre más feliz del mundo. 55. Amo los momentos que pasamos juntos. 56. Nunca supe cómo era estar solo (a) hasta que te fuiste. 57. Si estoy soñando, no me dejes despertar, amor mío de mi vida, dime que eres verdad. 58. Yo nací para quererte. 59. Cuando tú me necesites, a tu lado yo estaré. 60. Si se pudiera medir el amor que por tí siento, te juro que llegaría más allá del firmamento. 61. En ti pensando me duermo, pensando en ti me despierto, y te busco... como agua en el desierto. 62. Nuestro amor nadie lo acepta, todos repiten que no, cuanto más gente se oponga, más nos querremos tú y yo. 63. ¿Quieres casarte conmigo? 64. Siempre seré para ti. 65. Te doy todo mi amor. 66. Yo seré tu amor hasta el último momento. 67. Me enamoré de ti la primera vez que te vi. 68. Tu eres mi único verdadero amor. 69. Tú eres todo para mí. 70. Tú eres mi más grande deseo y mi más brillante sueño. 71. Tú eres el mejor esposo que una mujer podría desear. 72. Nadie me hace sentir de la manera que tú me haces. 73. Tú eres la única persona con la que quiero envejecer. 74. Quiero que estés cerca de mí para no tener miedo. 75. Quiero que seas mío (a). 76. Te amo y quiero vivir contigo el resto de mi vida. 77. Creo que no te merezco. 78. Tú te mereces a alguien mejor. 79. Te quiero como amigo. 80. Estoy confundido (a). 81. Creo que vamos muy rápido. 82. Necesito tiempo para pensarlo. 83. Necesito espacio. 84. La verdad, siempre te vi como un (a) amigo (a). 85. No te quiero más. 86. ¡Quedemos como amigos! 87. No vayamos a arruinar una bonita amistad. 88. No quiero perder tu amistad. 89. Me alejo porque te amo y no te quiero hacer sufrir más. 90. No me conoces lo suficiente. 91. El problemas no eres tú, soy yo. 92. Tenemos que hablar. 93. Me enamoré de otra persona. 94. Me resulta difícil decir esto, pero tomé una decisión. 95. No quiero vivir más tiempo contigo. 96. Hace tiempo que nuestra relación no funciona. 97. Voy a divorciarme. 98. Nuestros objetivos y principios son demasiados diferentes. 99. Creo que sería un gran error que nos casáramos. 100. No quiero estar más contigo, aunque duela mucho. 101. Estoy decidido (a). |
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